If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind I’d be SO skinny! |
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad. |
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind. |
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. |
I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom! |
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? |
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday!! |
Funny Quotes & e-cards collection
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